|Nickname:||Bart (Only Gertie can call him this)|
|Full Name:||Bartholomew Goodwin III|
|Species:||Cat (Ragdoll Mix)|
|Hobbies:||Who has time for all that?|
|Likes:||Cooking, Cleaning and Scheming|
|Dislikes:||Vert and Bert|
Not much to say about this ol' cat. Bartholomew has been Gertie's faithful butler for many, many years. No matter what crazy things Gert throws at him he handles it swiftly with exceptional grace, no questions asked.
A quiet, courteous gentleman who knows where the ex husbands are buried.